Thursday, February 22, 2007

Well Said...

If You Put Hydrogen Peroxide On It, It Will Foam

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The Decent

Watch this movie. Six women go spelunking in the Appalachian Mountains. But there is something in the mountain! Wicked scary fun. Get the unrated version with the original disturbing ending, not the dumbed down Americanized theatrical release.

Wanted: One Bigfoot With One Foot

Who Said Stem Cells Were Bad?

That should change a few minds.

Monday, February 12, 2007

The 2007 Grammys

That guy standing behind Natalie Maines in the grey sweater and stripey orange tie.
That is none other than my friend Chris Testa, who picked up two Grammys for his sound engineering work on the Dixie Chick's album.
Congratulation Chris! Well deserved.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith - DEAD!

Gee, who saw that coming?

Eternal Embrace

Prehistoric lovers found locked in eternal embrace

OR it was two people who stabbed each other at the same time, fell and died.

It's the romantic in me.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Fly Me Too The Loon


-- NASA is revising its psychological screening of astronauts after one of them, Lisa Nowak, was charged with attempted murder.


Let's see here Mr. Smith... navy pilot, top of your class, a degree in mathematics and a masters in engineering... very impressive!

What's that?

No, I don't think your hobbies will be a problem.

I'm mean, c'mon, who hasn't buried their cats up to their heads in their yard then taken a ride on the 'ol John Deere tractor? HA HA! Good times.. good time.

Welcome to NASA!

The Scariest Story You Will Read Today

A Sanford mother says she will never be able to hold her newborn because an Orlando hospital performed a life-altering surgery and, she claims, the hospital refuses to explain why they left her as a multiple amputee.

The hospital, in a letter, wrote that if she wanted to find out exactly what happened, she would have to sue them.

I won't even post her picture. It's just too sad.

Eat your veggies kids! And stay out of the hospitals!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Jackpot! It's a Boy!

Gambler gives birth on N.J. casino floor

Wow. What are the chances that you're born AND you lose your college tuition on the same day?!

Philippine Giant Lobster

Rare marine species discovered in Philippines

I have one question. When will it be available at my local seafood market?

Like I posted last month, there is more to this Chicago O'Hare Airport UFO sighting.

Now, there is video - held on by none other than Dan Aykroyd himself.

...he said not only will they be exposing new photographs of the O'Hare Airport UFO, but exclusive video footage. Dan appeared excited about the new film and the O'Hare story, "it will have photographs, video, and the whole works!".
The most damaging point of this whole story is that the FAA lied, then fessed up about an investigation and employees DID approach the FAA about seeing something. A pilot snapped digital pictures.
All will be coming out soon!

Chewbacca Arrested!

Don't F with the L.A.P.D. - they took that wookie's head right off!

A Hollywood wookiee impersonator is accused of head-butting a tour guide. A witness: Superman.
Superman. They only witness who isn't worried about getting his arms ripped off by other wookies.